It's only natural
Me: “I think you should get Yoshi fixed- if ur not gonna breed her. She’s well over 4 yrs old. It’s not good for her-she’s getting old.” Bro: “Stoooopp. She’s not old. She’s healthy! She’s actually on her period right now.” Me: “Eww. I bet shes like dying to have sex. It’s only natural- I bet ITS all swollen n purple...